“The first thing you should know about me is that I am a whore.” So begins the show Secret Diary of a Call Girl, which is based on the books The Intimate Adventures of a London Call Girl and The Further Adventures of a London Call Girl, which, in turn, are based on the blog…continue reading.

Oh, yum, yum. Another sex tape has leaked and this one features the delectable and coordinated Carmen Electra–with a woman! We don’t know when the tape was filmed or how it got out and Perez Hilton is speculating that Electra’s camp released it themselves. I have no idea, nor do I care. This has to…continue reading.

AIDS. Genital herpes. Urinary tract infections. Many such horrors could be a thing of the past in as little as five years, reports the Huffington Post. With prescription drug sales slowing, capitalism and fear over the Aporkalypse have effectively given the vaccine industry a shot in the arm (har har, I had to, get over…continue reading.

The D.C. Council Committee on Health recently conducted a survey of D.C. high school students attitudes about sex ed, which found that students are unimpressed with the curriculum. Surprise, surprise. What is most interesting about this study to me is not so much that most teens think talking to a school nurse is like talking…continue reading.

A man and a woman fall in love. A man and a woman get married. A man and a woman have sex for the first time without a condom. A woman breaks out in hives. That’s essentially the story of Mike and Julie Boyde, a couple living in Pennsylvania. “Pretty much right after [he ejaculated],…continue reading.

Surprise! An Indiana University study has found that lubricant use during sexual activity contributes to more pleasurable sex. The study was conducted by Debby Herbenick, associate director of the Center for Sexual Health Promotion at Indiana University’s School of Health, Physical Education and Recreation. It involved involving 2,453 women ages 18 to 68 who used…continue reading.

Levi Johnston won’t let us forget him. Cast as boy of the moment for his association with the family of Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin during the 2008 presidential elections, Johnston was just as quickly forgotten once Obama won, only occasionally making the tabloid circuit when Palin, the grandmother of his child with Bristol Palin,…continue reading.

Imagine your in-laws getting a sex tape you made with the Playboy model you were banging before you met their daughter. All shades of mortifying, right? That’s what OK! Magazine is saying happened to Colin Farrell. A few years ago, Farrell won a court injunction against the sale, distribution and display of the sex tape,…continue reading.

Sex tape alert! Former Miss California, Carrie Prejean, settled her lawsuit with the beauty pageant after watching 15 seconds of a previously unreleased sex tape the pageant obtained from TMZ. If you guys remember, Prejean is the girl who sparked nationwide controversy when she told 2009 Miss USA pageant judge Perez Hilton that marriage should…continue reading.

When my father proposed to my mother, he told her she was a beautiful collage of hideous things. Not the most romantic thing in the world, so it doesn’t surprise me that he had to propose a couple more times before she said yes. But at least she was a beautiful collage. Dr. Reza Vossough,…continue reading.