Actually, Babe, I’m Staring At Your Tits Because It’s Healthy

So get this–a team of German researchers has discovered that staring at boobs is not just fun for men, it’s actually healthy and increases their life expectancy.

Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and the author of this study, said the practice provided almost the same benefits of an intense exercise regime, which prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

“Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” Weatherby said.

How did they conclude this?

Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, analyzed some 200 healthy men over the course of five years, of these, half were instructed to check out the breasts of women daily, while the other half were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, researchers noted that the men who looked at breasts on the daily had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease. Desire, it appears, leads to better blood circulation, which, in turn, improves health.

“Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half,” Weatherby explained. “We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.”

Hear that, boys? Put down that Xbox controller and go regenerate your real life health bar, like, now.

(I strongly suggest you do not attempt this on a woman with whom you’re not intimate, lest you’re dealt some incredible damage points courtesy of her Coach purse.)

Image by AV Flox. Information from MedGuru and AsiaOne.