Here’s the issue with euphemisms: they confuse the fuck out of people. Recently several news outlets reported that Lady Gaga had once been afraid of sex. Or intimacy. Or both. They’re not the same thing and anyone with an ounce of gray matter knows it, but because the media is either terrified of talking about…continue reading.

A few weeks ago, Sex and the 405 did two lists of the music we’d like to boink to: 15 High Energy Songs To Have Sex To and Songs To Be Seduced To. There is a mix for every brand of passion, you’ll realize, if you take enough time to think about it. But if…continue reading.

Marriages are like snowflakes. They’re pretty different, one from the next. And the people in them find a way to make them work. Sometimes this involves extra-curriculars. I have some friends in the adult entertainment industry who have an established “if there’s money involved, it doesn’t count,” rule. In my marriage, ex-husband told me I…continue reading.

Oh, yum, yum. Another sex tape has leaked and this one features the delectable and coordinated Carmen Electra–with a woman! We don’t know when the tape was filmed or how it got out and Perez Hilton is speculating that Electra’s camp released it themselves. I have no idea, nor do I care. This has to…continue reading.

When I hear the words “Elizabeth Hurley” and “Guilt-Free Snack,” beef jerky is the last thing on my mind. But here it is, fresh from Hurley’s own 400 acre organic farm in Gloucestershire: Hurley Jerky. Platforms are a thing of the past. In a world where singers can make fragrances as well as perfumers and…continue reading.

Kate Hudson, who’s been having a blast around town with A-Rod, has men all figured out. Sex and sandwiches. That’s what it comes down to. Sex and sandwiches. I’m having flashbacks to my marriage–which are not bad, by the way. I make some killer sandwiches. Still–that statement is offensive in its simplicity. I mean, how…continue reading.

Imagine your in-laws getting a sex tape you made with the Playboy model you were banging before you met their daughter. All shades of mortifying, right? That’s what OK! Magazine is saying happened to Colin Farrell. A few years ago, Farrell won a court injunction against the sale, distribution and display of the sex tape,…continue reading.

Sex tape alert! Former Miss California, Carrie Prejean, settled her lawsuit with the beauty pageant after watching 15 seconds of a previously unreleased sex tape the pageant obtained from TMZ. If you guys remember, Prejean is the girl who sparked nationwide controversy when she told 2009 Miss USA pageant judge Perez Hilton that marriage should…continue reading.

I don’t know why the Parents Television Council (PTC) is surprised at the sexual content of the CW’s Gossip Girl. The show, which plays outside family hours, kicked off its first season in a cloud of drunken hook-ups, lies and betrayals, and enjoys an audience averaging 27 years of age, still seems to be considered…continue reading.

Dr. Drew of Celebrity Rehab is back this month, this time with Sex Rehab. In a nutshell, Dr. Drew will guide eight patients suffering from sexual addiction using one-on-one and group therapy. The eight patients, all of them attractive almost-famous people, will live together for the span of the 21 days and try really hard…continue reading.