Happy New Year! Let’s Boink!

As usual, the folks over at someecards have us covered. Send your own slutty little greeting right here.

Too forward for you? Baby, it’s a blue moon! Not only is a blue moon a somewhat rare phenomenon (occurring every two and a half years or so), but this is a blue moon on New Year’s Eve! According to NASA, we haven’t seen a blue moon on the cusp of the new year since 1990! And we won’t see another until 2028!

So get over yourself and send the e-card. Or text that person and tell them to get their asses over to you and kiss you like they mean it. Yes, I’m talking to you, Colleen.

Information about the blue moon from Mashable. Thanks Sean Percival for the tip.