Public Sex: From Clock Towers to Train Tracks

The crowds gathered to watch the spectacle. Above them, in broad daylight, a couple were getting busy in a Sydney landmark over a busy street–right at midday!

According to the Australian Daily Telegraph, the incident did not alarm or offend onlookers (you know you’ve left the United States when…).

The Sun, never one to miss developing a racy story, offered up the top ten bonkers places to get it on in public.

These are our top five:

1. At A Major Tourism Destination

Joy Taylor, 35, and Romeo Phil Carden, 30, got down and dirty in front of 100 tourists at Windsor Castle. Beat that regal romp.

2. In A Telephone Booth

Ben Whelan, 34, and Rebekah James, 33, got steamy for in a phonebooth–in full view of a police station–after squeezing into it to avoid getting drenched in a downpour in Brighton, East Sussex. Wet and cramped–talk about intense. Too bad we don’t have too many of those on our side of the Atlantic. Damn Puritans.

3. Atop A Police Car

Dutch police arrested a couple for having sex in public last year–on one of their patrol cars! Apparently the couple didn’t notice that there were officers inside the car.

Here’s the best part–it’s not illegal there to have sex on top of a car. The reason they were arrested is because the couple refused to stop and the law prohibits from preventing police from being on the ready when they’re on duty.

4. In A Crane

Construction worker Justin Dunn, 23, got down in a crane. Cops were called in, but they didn’t press charges–the crane was deemed private property.

5. On train tracks

Call me neurotic, but this one is kind of romantic. In September, a couple in South Africa got it on in the tracks of a train. The conductor yelled for them to move, but the couple refused, ending their lives mid-coitus.

Yeah, I know, I’ll never get a date again.

Information from the Daily Telegraph and The Sun. Image from The Sun.