Winter Is Cumming? Get Ready for Game of Thrones Porn

It was only a matter of time before the adult industry jumped into one of the hottest shows on television today, Game of Thrones. Because, you know, there’s no such thing as too much sex when it comes to Game of Thrones.

Not just that, but this fall, the adult media hub and porn studio Woodrocket will be releasing their porn parody Game of Bones online for free.

“I am a Game of Thrones fanatic, so getting to make Game of Bones – The XXX Parody is an amazing opportunity for me,” award-winning skin flick director Lee Roy Myers said in a press release. “I will ensure that we capture the look and feel of the show, and then parody the hell out of it. Also, fans will finally get to see the one thing that the show has been missing: full penetration.”

We’re not content with a press release, though, so we chased after the Myers until he gave us some answers. Here’s what we dug up:

Slantist: Are you really a fan of Game of Thrones or just business savvy enough to know that this baby is going to draw all kinds of hype?

LRM: Both. I am a huge fan of Game of Thrones. I have been in production pretty much non-stop for the last few years so finding time to read such large books isn’t possible but I love the series. It’s my favorite show on television right now. In fact, everyone at WoodRocket loves it. In fact, we’re all wearing crowns right now. We know that we will have to make sure fans of the show are satisfied with Game of Bones when it is released — or we may have a red wedding on our hands.

Slantist: Is everyone on the project a fan?

LRM: I am co-writing the script with another fan and I’m confident that our love of the show will lead the director to make a high quality movie. Which is me. I’m the director. Also, I’m the caterer. And I’m pretty sure that the script will inspire some high-quality meals on set: Mother of Daikon salad, Littlefinger Sandwiches, and Jon Snowcones for dessert.

Slantist: While casting, do you care if the performers are unfamiliar with Game of Thrones?

LRM: The performers need to capture the essence of the actors on the show, so I would like them to watch it. If they get cast, they will be asked to watch the show if they don’t already. Luckily for us, most of the people that have auditioned are big fans.

Slantist: Who is your favorite character?

LRM: Tyrion Lannister, of course. How could you not love Tyrion?

Slantist: What was your reaction to the Red Wedding?

LRM: Unfortunately, I was away at a speaking engagement and didn’t get to watch until late night. So, Twitter spoiled it for me. Lots of social network talk about death and wolves, so I had a clue about what would be happening. But I still loved it. I mean, this show has some balls to kill off so many main characters. But because there were a few in this one and then some other major reveals, this was probably one of the greatest episodes of a television series ever. Personally it made me feel let down by the next episode.

Slantist: If you could say anything to George R. R. Martin, what would you tell him?

LRM: Thanks for making us figure out how to make dragons on a porno budget. And what’s with the hat?