“There are little folds of skin all over the place, you can hardly find it,” wrote Anne Frank in her famous diary. “The little hole underneath is so terribly small that I simply can’t imagine how a man can get in there, let alone how a whole baby can get out!”
This, according to the Washington Post is the passage that caused Culpepper County, Virginia, school public officials to pull the book from the shelves.
This passage is present in the Definitive Edition of Anne Frank’s memoir, written between 1942 and 1944, during the German occupation of the Netherlands during World War II.
This book is usually assigned to eighth-graders.
Ã¢â‚¬Å“What we have asked is that this particular edition will not be taught,Ã¢â‚¬Â said Jim Allen, director of instruction for the school system. Ã¢â‚¬Å“I donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t want to make a big deal out of this. So we listened to the parent and we pulled it.Ã¢â‚¬Â
The book will still be taught; the original work published by the girl’s father, Otto Frank, was heavily edited before publication in 1947, eliminating young Frank’s criticism of other people living in the Annex and all her discussions about sexuality.
It wasn’t until the 50th anniversary of Anne Frank’s death, in 1995, that the Anne Frank Foundation published the unedited, definitive version, which contains the passage. From now on, the edited version free of these passages will be used.
Ã¢â‚¬Å“IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m happy when parents get involved with these things because it lets me know that they are really looking and have their kidsÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ best interest (in mind). And thatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s where good parenting and good teaching comes in,Ã¢â‚¬Â Allen said.
Sex is evil! Water it down! Cut it away! Sanitize everything there is to read about it! Come on, world! This will definitely help our children grow up informed and aware!
If our sarcasm isn’t clear in the above statement, we’ll make it clear: we here at Sex and the 405 do not approve of this move.
I would also like to take this moment to thank my parents for sending me to private schools all of my life, most of which were run by super-progressive heretics.