Offer Your Significant Other To An Unruly Mob!

And because we can’t seem to get enough abuse, here’s WiseMuv, a new site that — if it catches — is bound to make everyone just a little more bitter and annoyed than usual. Yay!

No, seriously, this is insane. But what do we know, some of you people love to go Facebook official and some couples even dig fighting in “public” (i.e., on Facebook walls), so maybe you’ll be into this.

Here’s how it works:

And this is the report the site sends you back once your “advisors” have answered.

This is where we’d provide you with what our friends told us we should do about our lovers, but we don’t want their opinions and don’t want them to start thinking it’s OK to give them. Instead, we got really smart and made an account for our editrix and her new favorite and sent it to her best girlfriends.

We’re not surprised to discover that not a single one of them had any idea who he was.

Sneaky.