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The Carnal Carnival is a site run by a group of wild science writers who want to bring knowledge to us unwashed masses. This month, they’re surveying studies on orgasm. Ready to take a look at male and female genitals during coitus, as delivered by magnetic resonance imaging (MRI)?

The studio is buzzing with girls auditioning, girls taking photos for promos, and girls camming with customers. We’re at IP4Play headquarters, a new offering on the adult entertainment landscape to bring some edge to Apple’s products. Oh, yeah. And there’s very little Steve Jobs can do about it.

Labels. We may claim to hate them, but face it, most of the time, they really help simplify things. And when it comes to relationships, the simpler the better. Of course, few relationships are so cut and dry. Most have little features — or as Facebook, that terrible heteronormative tool of the patriarchy, calls them, “complications” — that make them so much more difficult to define.

Faux ho. It’s a term that refers to people who take on a sex-worker persona, usually online. Whether it’s Twitter, Tumblr, or some other blogging platform, faux hoes impersonate sex-workers for a variety of reasons, be it to live out their fantasies or land a book deal a la Belle du Jour. Big deal, right?…continue reading.

Here’s an easy SafeSearch user’s guide to prevent the inadvertent access of children to adult content via Google. We hope it helps.

A lot of people have taken to putting notices on their social media profiles that threaten legal action if said profile’s information is mined for content without permission. We’re concerned with these warnings because they give users the impression that putting these up somehow protects them. They do not.

MTV, which is running a campaign to get people tested for sexually transmitted diseases, has paired up with the location-based network Foursquare to incentivize the process. Through the month of September, they are offering a super special badge to all those who check in at a clinic.

We believe in personal choice and freedom. Whatever value Phillip Shoemaker finds in these connections is for him to judge. He has a job with Apple to maintain the products they offer free of pornography, but that doesn’t mean the man shouldn’t be able to enjoy whatever he likes in his personal life.

Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes if you dare! It’s real, it’s alive, it’s… your own body, its different parts, and the products from it! That’s right, from the minds of the web’s most forward-thinking scientific bloggers comes The Carnal Carnival, a celebration of research centered around a different theme every month.

They fought over mayorship on Foursquare. They met and they trashtalked. Then they dated. Now they’re getting married. Foursquare… a toy for the narcissistic and naive or a tool in the dating kit? You decide!