Our editrix got a message from Cosmopolitan magazine on Twitter this evening. Apparently, Cosmo has added a new sex position to their catalog and they’re looking for help in naming it. Curious, we headed over and scoped it out.
This is what we found:
Good for you Cosmo for crowdsourcing names! Nothing grows interest like a good collaboration with a nice lump of cash attached! But “super creative new sex position”? Seriously? Have you people never been to a strip club? We hate to break it to you, but the reverse grinder is a pretty standard move.
Not that, uh, we know anything about it. Just call it the $800 lap dance.