Make Your Own Dildo!

“Every single holiday, a dick in a box,” sang Justin Timberlake. And boy, do we like the idea of taking that beautiful cock of yours with us. Well, guess what — we can.

Introducing the Make Your Own Dildo kit. That’s right, now you, too, can have your manhood immortalized in a mold like the hairband gods of yesteryear.

The process is simple:

The molding gel is made with a dental molding powder. The finished dildo is made from a skin-like, non-porous rubber material that is hypoallergenic, non-toxic and will not break down when used with water-based or silicone lubricants.

The kit accommodates a penis up to 11 inches and comes with directions regarding how to accommodate a natural curve.

Sounds like a perfect weekend project to us.

(Oh, and PS: remember! Pics or it didn’t happen!)