People who believe in complete honesty are not being honest with themselves about the sort of things that sometimes go through our heads in the most intimate situations. If they were, they would know that 99 percent of the time, we’d rather not know. At least when it’s about us. When it’s about others, though, it’s fair game, as was recently illustrated by the fine folks at ThoughtCatalog, who pored over a seemingly endless Reddit discussion and dutifully compiled some of the most amusing things that go through people’s minds when they’ve got a mouthful of penis.
This takes it up a notch. In celebration of Secret’s Android launch, here’s the illustrated version. And because we believe in equal opportunity merrymaking, we’ve added the things that go through people’s minds when they have a mouth full of pussy, too.
– anonymous, image by Carlos.
And now for the thoughts of people in the throes of eating box.