The Illustrated Guide to What People Think During Oral

People who believe in complete honesty are not being honest with themselves about the sort of things that sometimes go through our heads in the most intimate situations. If they were, they would know that 99 percent of the time, we’d rather not know. At least when it’s about us. When it’s about others, though, it’s fair game, as was recently illustrated by the fine folks at ThoughtCatalog, who pored over a seemingly endless Reddit discussion and dutifully compiled some of the most amusing things that go through people’s minds when they’ve got a mouthful of penis.

This takes it up a notch. In celebration of Secret’s Android launch, here’s the illustrated version. And because we believe in equal opportunity merrymaking, we’ve added the things that go through people’s minds when they have a mouth full of pussy, too.

– secondhandsweaters, image by Nick Bonadies.

– dginmc, image by Gal.

– mpaige1987, image by Gal.

– felicious323, image by Albaraa Mehdar.

– anonymous, image by Carlos.

– DoctorGingerBolt, image by Moyan Brenn.

– buttholemacgee, image by gadgetgirl.

– 867_5_309, image by zen Sutherland.

– ChernobylGypsy, image by Mark Paschal.

– musiqua, image by Mack444.

And now for the thoughts of people in the throes of eating box.

– Anotherfuckwit, image by Peter Miller.

– benedopp, image by Jason Clapp.

– TedFromRecordKeeping, image by waders.

– PaterBinks, image by Kevin Jones.

– django_reinhardt4, image by maynard.

– yespleaseee, image by tudor.

– baconcuresall, image by Van Sutherland.

– IrishGh0st91, image by Elizabeth Haslam.

– Bendix, image by Adrian Scottow.

– principalsofharm, image by K. Kendall.