Let The Manliest Man Read Fifty Shades to You

That’s right, ladies! Drop ’em panties — it’s Duke Nukem. But wait, there’s more. He wants to read you a little story. You might have heard of Fifty Shades of Grey? You know you want it.

That’s voice actor Jon St. John right there, doing his Nukem. Ben Wa balls will never be the same again.

Admit it, it’s amazing.