Kinky Pleasures for under $20 at Your Local CVS

Dec 09, 2011 • Lessons, Toys

recession-proof kink

Consumerist culture has packaged and sold so many things, we often lose touch with our creativity. If someone told you to plan out an evening of kink, then handed you a twenty and dropped you off at a sex shop, you’d be lucky if you left with some warming lube.

In this economy, however, we can’t often afford to splurge on the wondrous accouterments of pleasure. So on a recent trip to CVS, we got creative. One kinky night for less than twenty bucks, coming right up.

Ball Gags

CVS kink

Chew toys come in different sizes, so you can choose what works best for your partner.

Restraints

CVS kink

Make sure it isn’t too abrasive or thin.

Dildo

CVS kink

You can even secure it to a wall. Look at that. Disinfect!

Voila: $15.47. See how easy that was? You could totally splurge on a big flat hairbrush and have yourself a paddle.

Header image courtesy of SubmissiveMollie.

  • http://kosso.co.uk kosso

    “You can even secure it to a wall.”

    Now, that’s hilarious! ;) 

    • Anonymous

      We do our best. 😉