Last night, we overheard someone at the bar talking about a “laser-guided teat finder.” We became irrationally excited by the strides in technology that have enabled us to arrive at this point, this brilliant point of glittering pasties and laser-guided nipple-finders. What it would be used for, we had no clue. Nor did we particularly care. We wanted pictures. So we jumped on our phones, eager to discover this obvious zenith of mammary-related innovation. This is what we found:
Ah, that makes sense. We’re such a bunch of boobs sometimes. Can you blame us though?
Image from Lely.