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Now, the geek contingent of the population can cease its wild search for how-tos on Pornotube and tune in to something more their speed. Introducing The Tron-A-Sutra.

Our friend George Griffith has been slaving on From The Head, what could possibly be the indie flick of the year, about a bathroom attendant in a New York City stripclub based on Griffith’s own experiences in the mid-90s.

“Our country is in danger of losing some of its most valued freedoms,” writes Cyan Banister, founder of the adult site Zivity. “The Pauls have strong values that resonate with mine: limited government, tax reform, are against nationalized health care.”

Justin Bieber and Kim Kardashian did a pictorial for Elle inspired by the film The Graduate. FOX News’ Bill O’Reilly questioned guests about whether this was appropriate, saying he wasn’t into women at 16, just wanted to be a baseball player, then pointed out that if the genders were reversed this would have upset a lot of people. We agree.

“This is the best thing I can do for my ex-wife,” says sweetheart Spencer Pratt, soon-to-be ex-husband of Heidi Montag. He’s talking about selling a sex-tape featuring Montag. The tape, which he’s shopping for $5 million will show us Montag pre- and post-op, as well as some hotness between her and Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon.

Two star-crossed lovers, though this isn’t a Shakespearean play unfolding in fair Verona. It’s Kunduz province in Afghanistan, where local leaders are enforcing a move toward the harshest forms of physical punishment allowed by Sharia, or Islamic law.

Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes if you dare! It’s real, it’s alive, it’s… your own body, its different parts, and the products from it! That’s right, from the minds of the web’s most forward-thinking scientific bloggers comes The Carnal Carnival, a celebration of research centered around a different theme every month.

Most of us know Plan B, the emergency contraceptive that a woman can take up to 72 hours after unprotected sex to prevent pregnancy. Later this year, we will have a plan C — ella, an emergency contraceptive that can be taken up to five days after unprotected sex.

This is a matter of freedom to speak, freedom to congregate, freedom to learn about ourselves and to share that knowledge. That’s what this country stands for and it’s essential that those of us who believe in these tenets take a stance against those seeking to oppress them.

A recent study published in the journal Alcohol surveying the effects of alcohol on human ability to rate attractiveness (based here on symmetry) seems to have revealed that men are more accurate than women in their ratings.