If Morgan Freeman Read Fifty Shades [Parody]

In this clip, Josh Robert Thompson imitates the voice of Morgan Freeman while reading excerpts from the popular Fifty Shades of Grey and offering his own commentary.

Here’s a sample:

There are some sick people in this world. I cannot honestly believe people read this crap. “Do you want the regular, vanilla relationship with no kinky fuckery at all?” My mouth drops open. “Kinky fuckery?” I squeak. My inner goddess is down on bended knee with hands clasped in supplication, begging me. “I like your kinky fuckery.” More like bullshit douchery. We never used such terms when I was young.

Header caricature by Cesar Mascarenhas. Image of Fifty Shades of Grey