If Morgan Freeman Read Fifty Shades [Parody]

Sep 12, 2012 • Books, Culture, teh inetrwebz, web

Morgan Freeman Fifty Shades parody

In this clip, Josh Robert Thompson imitates the voice of Morgan Freeman while reading excerpts from the popular Fifty Shades of Grey and offering his own commentary.

Here’s a sample:

There are some sick people in this world. I cannot honestly believe people read this crap. “Do you want the regular, vanilla relationship with no kinky fuckery at all?” My mouth drops open. “Kinky fuckery?” I squeak. My inner goddess is down on bended knee with hands clasped in supplication, begging me. “I like your kinky fuckery.” More like bullshit douchery. We never used such terms when I was young.

Header caricature by Cesar Mascarenhas. Image of Fifty Shades of Grey

  • KimberlyChapman

    Every time I hear/read any clip from that book, I feel like a genius of a writer.

    An underpaid, undersold genius.