Apparently Feminism Means Deep-Throating Bananas

Like most content destinations, New York Magazine‘s dynamic fashion and culture blog The Cut is occasionally forced to employ stock photography in their articles. And like most editors at content destinations forced to sit at a desk trying to find images using stock photography sites filled with the sort of photos we haven’t seen since Martin Buchanan tried to design a corporate brochure, the editors at the Cut went a little mad and decided to collect all the insane results they got for variations on feminist themes during their searches.

This is what stock photography sites iStockphoto and Shutterstock turned up during a search for “career woman,” “feminist” and “positive body image.”

Apparently, believing one deserves equal rights and access, having one’s own career and a good relationship with one’s body means one is very excited to fellate a banana.

“If this is how feminism looks to the world, maybe what a woman really needs is a stock agency of one’s own,” concluded post author Emily Shornick. Word.

Check out the Feminism According to Stock Photography slideshow for this and other bizarre, amusing and depressing insights. Apologies in advance for driving you to drink.