You think we’re kidding?
OK, maybe a little, but only slightly.
He had it with the first two sentences. Then he started going on about what a weakling he was and, well, that ruins the worthy adversary fantasy.
The fact that this is strictly platonic might also be something of a problem. What proper battle doesn’t end in violent sex? Like, hello.
Oh, and he’s in Louisiana. But apparently Ms. Flox will jet for a proper show-down.