Give a human being the opportunity to name something — they’ll not only take it, they’ll make you proud. Behold the following examples encapsulated in the following wi-fi networks:
Behold! Ass-to-mouth — and the network, in a true homage to hook-up culture, is unsecured.
A desperate plea! And a warning to people considering moving into the neighborhood. Or else a bit of advertisement, depending on your proclivities.
Nothing like broadcasting your sexual health to the neighborhood. Well, what do you expect if you rename your wi-fi “[Redacted] is a lying cheating son of a bitch”? The adage holds true: all is fair in love and war — and network-naming.
Over in mid-town Manhattan, our NYC liaison Jackie Summers finds ass-to-mouth is a nation-wide phenomenon.
Robert Taylor is not above a good prank, as you can clearly see above. He tells us that as a result of the prank, his neighbors actually called him for help with their “broken” wi-fi! We so love abusive geekery. Good for him.
But our all-time favorite has to be this one:
What’s the best one you’ve ever seen?